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Happy hunting Steve O. I’ll see you in November. Love, Kathy (Chicago).
ATTENTION GIRLS! Do your thing. I’m a handsome sterile guy with 10-1/2 inches who will model nude for girls—for educational purposes-or for girls who would like to learn how to body paint. 1st lesson free. Also I’m available for discreet dates to groovey single or married gals. 278-5969.
Swiss man, French-experienced, 30, wants to meet passionate women, any race—photo. P.O. Box 1033, Southfield 48075.
Attractive male virgin in early 30’s believes American gals don’t like sex. To prove me wrong, female advocates of “free love for sale,” write to: Don Schultz, Box 31, Madison Hts. 48071.
Girls for nude photography—good pay, no experience needed Jac, 4512 Ranch Lane, Bloomfield hills, Mich.
SEXUAL FREEDOM LEAGUE publication-Intercourse. New issue, mailed in pl. cover $1.00 SFL, Box 14034, San Francisco 94114.
Your high school diploma. Legit Only $2 while supply lasts, cash only. L & H Enterprises, P.O. Box 64, Romulus, Michigan.
WANTED Hip people. Preferably one single and couple with or without child to share 10 room house. Grand Blvd-Wdwd. area. w/love and good karma 874-1861 or 873-0591 Keep trying.
Common Cherie, R.O. Dondero High School is shot to hell!! You’ll see. Terry Co.
SIN GUIDE: Find or swap sex partners. Groovy club membership for one year includes hundreds of gals, guys, couples for you to meet. $5 gets all.
THE EXCHANGE, Box 74818-FE 13, Hollywood, Calif. 90004.
Fisherman: Please call Cathe at TU 2-7201. Just got back from Frisco. Cathe.
Male trans-sexual wishes conversion operation from male to female. Needs sponsor. Please write Box 65, Washington, Mich. 48094.
Group wanted. Folk-Rock to back singer-songwriter. Over 21, Call 335-2153.
Sincere young male 23 would like to play the game of love evenings for practice with clean, attractive females 21-30. Write-for game times and place to ABL Box 1205, 400 Bagley, Detroit 48226.
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Versatile male desires live-in position. Call Ron WO1-1631, room 447.
Major San Francisco area poster distributor needs hungry, aggressive local sales representatives. Reply: 1905 McGee, Berkeley, Calif. 94703.
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Gustav Mahler sweatshirts, $6 plus 30 cents postage. Mahler photo (24×20) $5—30 cents postage. “Mahler Grooves” bumperstickers 50 cents. Buttons 25 cents. Mahler Society, 8844 Wonderland, Los Angeles, Calif. 90046.
Self-employed bachelor wants uninhibited women for erotic fun and games. Phone Charlie at 867-9218, 10 am-10 pm.
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The “USA” believes government is too important to be trusted to politicians. Information, write W.T.C., Box 155, Clawson,Mi. 48017.
Big “B” is living in California. He liked the tapes. Good going Cookie! Jim
Young, engaged couple seeking place to stay weekend Nov. 8. Favor returnable in money or otherwise. Call Marti 833-5400 ext. 10.
Genie will chart your horoscope for you and interpret it. Send $3 with your birthdate, time, and place to her at 1510 Hill St., Ann Arbor, Mich. 48104.
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Sensitive, misplaced Aquarian desires correspondence with freeks of Piscean or Sagittarian origin. HELP ME! I’m disappearing!! 34815 Ernest, Livonia.
We are in the process of establishing a NEW Artists’ Workshop and literary mag. We need people with technical knowledge, ideas, and contributions of any sort. Our purposes are to rehabilitate and re-channel bad energies being spent in drug-stupor and to create paying jobs for our people. Write Lynn at 224 Cortland Apt. 102. Highland Pk, 48203.
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